Bloomington: The Republic doesn't exist out here

Pppppbththth my photos won't upload, sorry folks. It's driving me nuts, because I really want you guys to see all the acres of cornfields! Spoiler: they look like cornfields. But maybe I could show you pictures of all the new Pop-Tart flavors we've unearthed on this journey (four!) and also the campus that takes up about 95% of the town of Bloomington, Indiana. Or whatever. You guys don't come here for text walls, you come here for DAZZLE! And I promise you that I will deliver... eventually. I don't know what happened; I think the SD slot on my photo upload-y gadget got sick of me jamming my memory stick into it (not a euphemism) or something. I will fix it or find another method of uploading or something. I pwomise. And also promise.